All the weird things I've learned about John this weekend

John Looking Suspicious


1. He lit a dumpster on fire and rolled it into the middle of traffic in front of Bar Abilene.
2. He saw a guy get stabbed.
3. He saw a little kid get kicked in the head repeatedly.
4. He dated someone in the RNC 8.
5. He used to throw water balloons at sports fans.
6. He knows a lot about Bug 'O Ne Ghe Shig.
7. He knows where the American Indian Movement Began.
8. He likes restaurants that tell you that you suck.
9. He used to pray to God to be turned into a vampire
10. Darn alarn, what was the other thing? Emily help me out.
I'm beginning to wonder if he moved to Bemidji to escape legal action.