Fungal Butt Jungle Butt

fungal butt jungle butt, was it caused by a spore?
fungal butt jungle butt, give me no more!

Butt, I just want to ride my bicycle
must my posterior be so fickle?
I'm scratching and squeezing like a torrent romance
It's so hard to look cool with your hand down your pants
So I thank the doctor for the creams I received
the tide it has turned and now I'm feeling relieved

fungal butt jungle butt, battle me that's a sin
fungal butt jungle butt, I won't let you win!

The previous poem, for those who don't know, was inspired by my unfortunate case of what is believed to be athlete's foot on my butt.